Oh hey, this thing's still on

Sorry I haven't been updating much, I've just been so busy spending all of the extra money I save on healthcare thanks to Obamacare!


Or...

Sorry I haven't been updating much, I've just been concerned over Syria...turns out there's pretty good evidence they have WMDs!

Or...


Sorry I haven't been updating much, it's just this Russian anti-gay thing is really just keeping me awake at night.  





Regardless,

Here I am.


Deal.