Sorry I haven't been updating much, I've just been so busy spending all of the extra money I save on healthcare thanks to Obamacare!
Or...
Sorry I haven't been updating much, I've just been concerned over Syria...turns out there's pretty good evidence they have WMDs!
Or...
Sorry I haven't been updating much, it's just this Russian anti-gay thing is really just keeping me awake at night.
Regardless,
Here I am.
Deal.
